Funny Whatsapp Status In English Hindi Urdu

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Funny Whatsapp Status In English Hindi Urdu

Funny Whatsapp Status In English

I wish I could quiet people in real life.
I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me.
I would shed pounds, however, I detest losing.
I'm so poor I can’t even pay attention!
I'm too lazy to even think about stopping lazy.
Never give up on your dreams keep sleeping.
Shopping is an art. I am an artist. Respect Please.
I really need a day between Saturday and Sunday.
Women May Not Hit Harder. But They Hit Lower.
Nobody Texts Faster Than A Pissed Off Female.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
Hey there! Whatsapp is using me.
Hey, you are reading my status again?
So you’re checking my status πŸ™‚
A few people simply need a High-Five, on the face.
I want to work more brilliant, Instead of harder
My Sympathies for confounded in love and for broken Heart
Come live in my heart, and pay no lease.
Kiss Me If I'm Wrong But Dinosaurs Still Exist Right?
I’ Not Hungry. But I Am Bored. Therefore, I Shall Eat.
Dear stress, let’s break up.
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
Smiles are contagious… Be a carrier!

Funny Whatsapp Status In Hindi

Dil cher k dikhao to dard dhondh na pao gay , wah wah dil cher k dikhao to dard dhondh na pao gay , kun k dard to mery daant main hain.
Bahut Mushkil sy crush ny friend request accept  ki thi, Doston Ny bhabhi bhabhi comment Kr Kr block krwa Diya πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜‚funny status for boys
Do aurtain apas mein baat kar rahi thi … kya kare samajh nhi aa raha , mangalasotr phany to choro ki nazar na phany to chokro ki nazar..πŸ˜„πŸ˜…πŸ˜„πŸ˜…funny status for girls
Phly sabr ka phal meetha hota tha lykin ab sbr k phal ki kahin or shadi ho jati hai πŸ˜„πŸ˜…πŸ˜„πŸ˜…funny status for boys
Pyaar asy Alsi insaan sy karo jo chor kar jany ki soch sy he thak jay πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜„πŸ˜…
Duniya ki sari khushiyn ak taraf ….. or phone k 100 % battery ki khushi ek taraf …..funny status for girls
Insan ka dimaag 24 ghanty kam karta hai … wo sirf 2 bar he band hota hai … pahala exam ke samay or dosara bivi pasand krty samay.funny status for boys
Boht bor ho raha tha phir gali k ek larky ko pando bol diya, phir kya  shaam tak ronak rahi gali ma πŸ˜„πŸ˜…πŸ˜„πŸ˜…
shadi to us sy krun ga jo subah uth kr pochy jaanoo chaay ya pappee πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜‚funny status for boys
larkiyon sy bahas krny ka matalab dadi ko iphone chalana sikhaana hai 😜😜funny status for boys
Ghar ki izaat betiyon k haath Mein hoti hai or proparty k kaagaz nalayakon k haath mein πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜‚funny status for boys
kuch larkiyn to Itani sundar hoti hai ke maan ma he maan ma khud ko reject kar lyti ha. πŸ˜€funny status for boys
kash ! main golagappa he hota , kam sy kam larkiyon k munh mein pani to ata mujhy dekhakar….πŸ˜„ 
Hum wo hai jo kbi nhi sudharen gay ya to bloch kro ya bardaasht kro πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜„πŸ˜…
Mery baat dihyan sy sun , agar tu mujhy na mili to main mar jaoon ga , par kisi or par πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜‚funny status for boys
Agar ap chahaty ho k koi larki ap ki mur mur kr dekhy to us k pas sy nikalaty howy usy moti bol do πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜‚funny status for boys
Main girlfriend is liy banana chahata hon kun k main ny kbi churail nhi dehki πŸ˜πŸ˜„πŸ˜…
Har kisi ko ak bar to pyar krna he chaiya… taky us ko pata chal saky ki pyar kun ni krna chaiya…πŸ˜‚funny status for girls
Jab sy tum chor kr gai ho yaken maano life sait ho gai hai meri πŸ˜„πŸ˜…
Jb‬ dusaro πŸ‘€ko ‪train πŸš‚Mein baithany jao to pora dabba he ‪haseenao‬ πŸ‘© sy bhara rahata hai … ‪sala‬ 😭jis din khudπŸ‘¨ ‪baithany‬🚊 jao sab 60+ wly ‪‎khusad‬ πŸ‘³bhare milate hai….. 😭😭😝😝😜funny status for boys
Aj purani gf mili bazar mein… main usy “halo kahany he waala tha,ki us k pati ny “chalo” kah diya…πŸ˜„πŸ˜…πŸ˜„πŸ˜…..funny status for boys
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Funny Whatsapp Status In Urdu

Mujhy to yahi soch kr tenstion ho jati hai ki agar mary ghar wali b meri tarah kaam chor nikali to hamra kam kaun kry ga ?πŸ˜‚πŸ˜œπŸ˜‚πŸ˜œ
Main b sambhal he lyta apni tanhai ko , par phir mery dost mujhy mil gae πŸ˜•πŸ‘₯🍻🍺πŸ₯ƒπŸ·πŸ₯‚πŸ˜πŸ˜
Ya mohabbat nhi, usool-e-wafa hai ay dost, ham jaan to dy dain gay jan ka nambar nhi dyn gay πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
jb tak dil ek tha ek tha tab mohabbat b ek se thee , ab dil toot gaya hai….. to jitane tukry utni mohabbaten πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜
shaayaree likhane se ladakiyaan impraiss hotee hai aisa suna hai….. chalo valaintinais day tak ye bhee karake dekh lete hain ….😏
Mana dil samandar hai mera , par kasam ap ki machhali ek b nhi hai πŸ˜„
apny doston ki hamesha suna karo, kun k un k ghar mein un ki koi nhi sunata πŸ˜‚πŸ˜
choti c baat ny dost ko dushman bana diya … jab main ne balb πŸ’‘ kee jagah pankha chala diya πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚ Winter Status
sardiyon ka ek faida to hai garmi😰 ni lagti πŸ˜‚ Winter Status
mujhy mary honi wali saas πŸ‘΅ ki beti ki bahut yaad aa rahi hai πŸ˜„πŸ˜„
ham to aisi larki pataayen gy jo ho sub se hatake ….. ji sy dekhaty he dil ko lage 440 volt ke jhatake πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Dil ❤ bh koi khelany ki cheez hai, khelana hai to bluai whalai gamai khel πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

funny quotes about love

Love is sharing your popcorn.
Romance is the icing, but love is the cake.
Where love is the case, the doctor is an ass. 
 Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.
I wasn’t kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth. 
My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. 
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. 
 Love is a two-way street constantly under construction

Unique funny status quotes 

The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else.
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I’m right
Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease

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